How to not conduct yourself in the work place

He's is a list of things that you should NOT do when you come into work as a freelancer.

DON'T

• come in late (over 1 hour)
• come in high
• stare at a blank screen and tell me you don't understand what needs to be done (turn on the damn computer!)
• tell me how your wife hates Chinese people (I'm Chinese)
• tell me how much you think I'm a nice guy, I don't care bout how you think your a great judge of character
• Don't show up the following day after being told not to come back
  

As you can tell I've had some what of a bad day.